Being the smartest in the room is overrated. Smart fart - that's what we always say. And that's why we guarantee you'll be the least talented copywriter when you step into our virtual foyer (pronounced foy-yay -- we fancy). Because surrounding yourself with brilliance never goes out of style.
ROB MARSH & KIRA HUG HAVE NEVER BEEN FEATURED ON:
(...but one can dream, right?)
MEET YOUR
PAIN POINTS
(WHAT UP, PASO — WHAT UP):
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You're great at selling other people's stuff, but you're not-so-great at selling your services (...imagine if you could ask copywriters you trust & respect for pricing, positioning, and proposal feedback 24/7)
You're under pressure a la David Bowie to GTFOT and create content, pitch yourself, post on social media, brand yourself, and show up consistently online (...imagine if you could sit yo'self in front of A-list clients and make them eat out of your dirty hands)
You've maxed out ALL available hours in the day — and the thought of trading your time for pennies makes you want to stick dem pennies far up your schnozzle (...imagine creating multiple streams or revenue, so you can unchain yourself from your mahogany desk)
Add a clear-yet-clever-yet-comedic
crosshead here
"I've had way worse mentors than Rob and Kira. Turns out, they aren't nearly as mean as you think. They’re just so darn lovable. And they’ve restored my faith in humanity. Or at least in people you meet on the Internet."
JUSTIN BLACKMAN
PRETTYFLYCOPY.COM
Now look at yourself in
the mirror and ask the following...
- How many copywriters would I trust with my life?
- Would I break the law to save a fellow copywriter?*
- Who should I learn from today? And what should I learn to grow my business?
- Would I steal to feed a starving copywriter?*
- If I try to fail, and succeed, which have I done?
- If I had to instill one piece of copywriting advice in a newborn baby’s mind, what advice would I give?*
Smart people tolerate us...
"Kira and Rob offer support, tips, tools, and expertise with zero pretentiousness. They're both really good at what they do, but that doesn't always make you a good teacher - that's not the case with Rob and Kira. They're both naturally gifted teachers and they guide you toward your goals with grace and integrity."
CHANTELLE ZAKARIASEN
CHANTIZAK.COM
What gummy bears are included
in your candy jar?
(AKA WHATCHA GET?)
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Brilliant insights and the occasional slap in the face
Ask fellow copywriters your most critical questions each month during a LIVE 'hot seat' discussion. Move your business forward with a collection of ideas you won't find elsewhere. Expect candid conversations, objections, and the occasional disagreement (Each member selected will specialize in something unique — a variety of viewpoints is the key to making this a success)
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Exclusive Guest Workshops with our Favorite Business Owners
Sit down with our favorite business owners each month and ask them questions you'd NEVER be able to ask, unless you were trapped in an elevator together. These are folks who rarely (if ever) offer individual consulting sessions. We'll trap them in a room to run custom workshops, analyze your business, and provide strategic advice from a radically different angle. (Think Amy Harrison, Jon Benson, Ry Schwartz, James Wedmore, and did we mention Ry Schwartz???)
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Daily feedback, copy critiques, strategy, business ideas
Step into an intimate and totally private virtual Slack room to connect, collaborate, and critique each other's work. This is where ideas turn into profit and colleagues turns into besties. (We don't guarantee friendship, but we do guarantee everyone in the room is vetted, so the virtual walls of this tank are lined with trust)
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Mastermind with 15+ fellow copywriters IRL
Connect with your fellow copywriters IRL! That's right, we're meeting in-person this September to mastermind. Expect in-person guest workshops, live hot seats, new conversations, and other business-related activities. 16 copywriters in one room. This is where the real magic comes to life. Real talk about the topics that matter most to you.
Your Investment: $550/month
Kira will literally grab a beverage with just about anyone... try her
"Kira and Rob slay on all fronts, from their businesses to their hot industry podcast. I mean, their talent is apparent and their ambitions unlimited.
You never know what they might cook up next. Not only that, they're sound individuals as well. If you had the chance to grab a beverage with them
and talk shop, you would. (I would!)"
JEFFREY SHIAU
UNCONVENTIONALAGENCY.COM
Introducing
The Copywriter Think Tank™
APRIL 15, 2017 - APRIL 15, 2019
This isn't a coaching program or a course or a get-rich-quick scheme. It's a curated room of vetted colleagues, collaborators, and creatives who are joined together to share ideas, provide real feedback, and binge
on gummies together, forever.
(AKA save your drama for your llama)
APPLICATION DEADLINE:
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DAYS - -
HOURS - -
MINUTES - -
SECONDS
PSA: Blind spots don't kill people, people kill people
"Kira and Rob see the golden insights in other people's struggles, challenges, and blind spots. You guys make excellent recommendations that would have been hard for me to realize myself."
PAIGE POUTIAINEN
IMPACTCOPYWRITE.COM
This is a story all about how our
lives got flipped turned upside down...
We'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. We'll tell you how we became the hosts of a Think Tank that doesn't rhyme with Bel-Air.
You're probably wondering, How did a girl from Brooklyn and a boy from Salt Lake City end up joining forces? Well, we'll tell ya.
Rob's version of the story: Kira and I met when we joined our first mastermind group. After a few weeks of seeing each other on calls, she reached out and asked if we could Skype for a few minutes—just to get to know each other.
We hit it off and soon we were trading sales pages, reviewing each other's copy, and sharing business and writing advice. When a few members of that first mastermind group suggested that we actually work together it made sense. Fifty or so podcast episodes and one quickly growing Facebook group later, here we are...
Kira's version of the story: Rob and I met on Tinder. Ignore everything Rob told you above. If mastermind is code word for swipe right, then suuuuure we met in a mastermind (winky face, winky face).
EVERY SALES PAGE NEEDS
A GUARANTEE... SUPPOSEDLY
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A GUARANTEE... SUPPOSEDLY
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Listen, if you apply, interview, and get accepted into The Copywriter Think Tank and realize we're a bunch of losers... you have 30 days to yell at us and get your money back.
Yep, that's an entire month to figure out whether or not you *really* like Rob's voice or Kira's nervous laughter or masterminding with the most brilliant copywriters we can wrangle.
You've got integrity, we've got (some) integrity. Let's all shake hands and commit to doing the right thing. Cool?
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